track · comical
The AI That Lives in My Basement.
Self-deprecating, meme-fluent, deliberately awkward. Short-form cuts of fifteen to sixty seconds for Tech Twitter, Reddit r/LocalLLaMA, and the Discord dwellers. The product takes itself seriously; this track doesn't.
Planned cuts
Fifteen to sixty seconds each.
"It's in the walls now"
The install takes nine seconds. The narrator takes nine minutes to notice.
"Local-only flex"
Airplane mode as a personality trait, tested on camera.
"My AI forgot my birthday"
A memory test nobody asked for, with a redemptive arc.
First cuts land October 2026. Nothing here claims a view count it doesn't have.
The running jokes
me: delete everything. the basement: everything is already on your disk. that was the point.
cloud AI: where are you stored? basement AI: closer than you think. quieter, too.
me: do you phone home? basement AI: I have never left the house.